So the Biebs and Selena Gomez is a couple. Oooowwwwwwkkkkkkaaaaaayyyy.
Really? Owkay, fine. But why the incessant public display of affection [raging hormones?]. I have nothing against that, believe me. I have my fare share of making out in public. It’s just that… I smell something fishy about this two.
Fine! I will leave them alone and let them be a couple. Who really can tell if they aren’t really in love, right? At least the Biebs can now dedicate his own song “Baby” to Selena. Lame? I know. Hahaha!